I’m very much known now amongst friends for my sporting prowess (I think that’s what they call it), something evident now I’ve managed to get over ten friends together to play five a side football. And since there’s the next instalment of that tomorrow evening, I’ve invested in Astroturf football boots, something I’d never heard of until about two weeks ago. My former walking trainers weren’t really quite up to the mark, so I can imagine I’ll be far better with all this new footwear. And it might reduce the frankly negative comments made from certain regulars in the White Lion and King’s Head when I come limping in from some injury I’ve incurred during squash, walking or football. Sport can be very dangerous….