Although I didn’t ask for this, thank you to Travelodge for offering me a free breakfast at a location of my choice (well, at a Travelodge hotel obviously and that’s not an unreasonable limitation) after I excited and delighted them about my experiences at Luton Travelodge. I am now disproportionately pleased by the prospect of a complimentary budget hotel breakfast, which is perhaps the clearest evidence yet that I need to get out more.