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  • March – The Acre

    March – The Acre

    This town centre pub is operated by Greene King, taking its name from the road that it’s located on, Acre Road. It has a decent location near to the river, I can imagine it’s rather pleasant during the summer months.

    The pub interior, which was clean and comfortable. There was a choice of different tables throughout the pub, with a contemporary feel to the whole design.

    The choice was, well, let’s just leave that there. It’s a Greene King pub which nearly always means that it isn’t going to trouble the Good Beer Guide.

    This was the pub’s effort at serving half a pint, pretty dreadful. The real ale itself though was well kept, at the appropriate temperature and had a depth of flavour, so I was not displeased at their Timothy Taylor’s Landlord. Their food reviews are also towards the higher end for a Greene King pub, with many people dining when I was there. On that subject, onto TripAdvisor…

    “Your continual reference to your close friendship with Gordon Ramsey failed to impress, as did your general conduct in this unfortunate incident. It would perhaps be better to take your future custom to establishments that are impressed with your famous friends but not the Acre.”

    This is the pub’s reply to a review and I can quite imagine how this one played out….. I do like listening to a customer who claims that they’re well-connected.

    “As we don’t do a dollop of chillie , you were charged for chillie and chips with an extra charge for the loading of cheese and bacon.”

    A customer ordered chips with “a dollop of chilli” and wondered why the pub got confused…. Although, I like the idea of a dollop being an official menu item.

    All in all, this was a perfectly acceptable pub, although the craft beer options are zero and the real ale options aren’t going to set the world alight. The environment was comfortable though and all the customers appeared to be enjoying their food, so it’s probably a reliable choice for food.

  • March – The Ship Inn

    March – The Ship Inn

    This is one of two pubs in March which are listed in the Good Beer Guide and it’s the only town centre pub of the pair. It’s located in an interesting building which dates to 1680 and which has two storeys and an attic, along with a thatched roof. I did note through a search of old newspapers that in March 1906, a Louis Fytche was fined 10 shillings, with 5 shillings costs, for being drink at the Ship Inn. This might not be particularly notable, other than he was the landlord….

    The welcome was friendly and efficient, with the pub being clean, warm and comfortable. The beer selection didn’t particularly excite me, although they did have five real ales on. The options were unfortunately what I’d consider to be quite generic, I’d rather have had something a little more innovative, especially as CAMRA report this to be a freehouse which can therefore order what it wants. The Timothy Taylor’s Landlord was not the best kept that I’ve had, although it was drinkable and not quite at the stage I needed to return it.

    There was nothing particularly wrong here and it’s clearly a popular pub with locals, but I couldn’t help thinking that I wasn’t sure that there was anything notable I could mention.

  • GeoGuessr 2 – (Birmingham to Norwich Megabus)

    GeoGuessr 2 – (Birmingham to Norwich Megabus)

    And all good things must come to an end. Although hopefully not Greggs, I’m hoping that lasts so far into the future that the mind cannot imagine a time when that will end. Anyway, I digress.

    We got to the stop in Birmingham with good time and then stood there looking vacant and confused (well, I did) for around fifteen minutes. It was unclear why the bus hadn’t yet arrived, until I thought it might be useful to look around the corner about three minutes before the bus was ready to go. I’m sure Nathan would have done the same, but what it did mean was that in effect we’d been standing in the wrong place…. I say I’m sure, but he might not have done, just for the record…

    I checked with the driver that the bus went to Norwich and then told him that I had a friend with me. I was partly hoping he just told me to get on and there wasn’t time to get Nathan, but the driver was helpful and suggested that I might want to collect Nathan from around the corner. Anyway, that done, we boarded and took our seats on the back row. This would have been really spacious if the end seats of the row in front weren’t reclined, but we had three seats between us which seemed enough.

    The bus journey was uneventful, other than for the watching of Friday Night Dinner and talking about Scott. Makes a change from talking about other people, so he should be honoured. We arrived back into Norwich pretty much on time and that marked an end to GeoGuessr2…..

  • GeoGuessr 2 – Birmingham (Ibis Birmingham Bordesley Circus)

    GeoGuessr 2 – Birmingham (Ibis Birmingham Bordesley Circus)

    I was pleased to get a hotel in Birmingham city centre at such a cheap rate, just over £30, on the Saturday before Christmas, which included breakfast. Thank goodness for the Accor sale….

    The view from the hotel window of, well, Birmingham. The check-in process was efficient, although I had to query where my drinks voucher was, which the staff member had forgotten. As seems to be typical of most Ibis hotels in the UK, they didn’t offer a welcome amenity, but Accor have told me to rate the hotel down when they don’t. The Ibis in Hull offered me a Mars bar as a welcome amenity, which was more than satisfactory. Accor haven’t sent me a feedback form for this hotel, so they won’t get my thoughts on how they could offer a Mars bar to cater for those who are easily pleased.

    The festive Christmas tree in reception. I was pleased to note that the hotel wasn’t too Christmassy, as these things can be overdone.

    Since there was enough alcohol the night before, this was the free welcome drink we went for the following the morning. Bottled Pepsi Max. It’s a rockstar lifestyle…. Or something like that. The hotel didn’t worry about providing a glass, they must have known I have low standards.

    The breakfast arrangement, which I’d say was better than average. The bacon was crispy and a bit hard, but that’s my favourite way of doing it as that means that the fat isn’t all raw and unrendered. The sausages, beans and hash browns were all fine, with the muffins and croissants being a little bland, although every Ibis in the UK seems to use the same supplier of products. The ham was excellent, so much so I managed to eat nearly all of it, with yoghurts, fruit and cereals also available. I’m not sure that breakfast is necessarily worth the £10 it usually costs if purchased separately, but as it was included in the room rate, I was entirely content.

    Overall, everything was fine in the hotel, it was quiet, clean and well maintained. The staff were helpful, the breakfast was of the expected standard and the Christmas decorations weren’t excessive. Perfectly decent value for money.

  • GeoGuessr 2 – Birmingham (Nathan on Sign)

    GeoGuessr 2 – Birmingham (Nathan on Sign)

    This is the quality content that we’re now reduced to, taking photos of Nathan outside of a pawnbrokers called Nathan…..

  • Norwich – Toiletgate 2

    We’ve had a minor issue, as mentioned here, with regards to this Greater Anglia bullet train having to stop at numerous stops en route for prolonged periods so customers can use the station facilities. What the driver of this train seems unaware of is that customers in the first few rows of the front carriage can hear his full dialogue to the guard and others, which has so far included the c-word, the f-word, the s-word and a word I’ve had to look up on Google. Anyway, we’ve reached Thetford and the train I’m connecting to is being delayed behind this one, so I shouldn’t miss it…..

  • GeoGuessr 2 – Birmingham (Bacchus Bar)

    GeoGuessr 2 – Birmingham (Bacchus Bar)

    I quite like Nicholson’s pubs, not necessarily for the food element, but because they have some interesting and historic buildings amongst their estate. This one in Birmingham was recommended by Nathan because of its notable cellar bar location and quirky interior, although the most historic that they can claim is that “it’s located on one of the oldest streets in Birmingham”.

    The pub was busy and it’s certainly something a little different.

    The bar area is at one end of the pub and it’s not really entirely adequate in terms of its size or location, made worse as they’d shut half of it. It’s so small that it’s a little hard to even queue, as it’s challenging for departing customers to make their way back out to the main area. But, I can imagine it’d be expensive to change this now, with the staff serving customers in turn and efficiently, so it didn’t prove to be a problem.

    More internal decoration. One element became evident to me for the first time when visiting the pub, which is that Nicholson’s pubs all have a speciality, whether it be sausages, fish or pies for example. However, I can’t quite see how the menu differed at this pub, which specialised in fish, compared to any other Nicholson’s outlet, so it all felt just a little fake. Nathan was busy deciding that some of the paintings on the walls looked like members of the Beatles, although I wasn’t personally entirely convinced.

    I do recommend the Nicholson’s app, which Nathan has finally managed to download onto his Nokia 3310. Today’s little offer, for me at least, was the £1 Sipsmith chocolate orange gin and tonic. The staff at the bar were friendly and helpful, although this offer did proof challenging for the staff member as she had never done one. It’s also, to be fair, a fiddly drink with numerous elements and it’s also served warm. However, she carefully looked at the brand standards chart and delivered the product efficiently, albeit after a few minutes. Another customer though asked me how I got this drink for one pound, since he’d just spent considerably more on it.

    And here it is, my first ever hot gin and tonic. This was certainly improved by the strong orange flavour, and smell, released by the warmth of the drink and I can imagine this is a rather lovely alcoholic option to end the evening with.

    Anyway, onto TripAdvisor.

    “After investigating this, I must offer my sincerest apologies. You are 100% correct with your review of us. On Monday, we had an extremely quiet day. My team were completing detailed cleaning throughout the day and they neglected you as a dining guests. This is not an excuse as it certainly should not have happened. I am really sorry for this poor service. It is not indicative of the service we offer and if you look at all of our reviews through Trip Advisor and Google, we generally get it spot on.”

    The pub is well reviewed on TripAdvisor, but I thought that this was a really professional response from the management, recognising a problem and apologising for it. That would reassure me, rather than the bland responses given by some companies such as Greene King who offer some generic piffle in reply to many reviews.

    “A barmaid stole from my father, she claimed that her gave her a £5 note when he only had £10s in his wallet, he hadn’t long been to a cashpoint. Obviously only a small amount but still enough to annoy us and ensure that none of us come back again. It’s a shame because it is one of the nicest looking bars in Birmingham, they maybe need to hire less desperate/smarter staff.”

    And another example of why TripAdvisor is letting venues down. This transpired to be a false allegation, but yet posters can still make these allegations at will.

    “The glass your friends gin was served in was a 12oz highball glass. Unfortunately, it doesn’t matter how many crystal cut gin glasses we order, people feel it is their right to steal them, which then has an impact on our lovely guests we usally get in. We do try to keep them ordered, but they are very expensive and they just disappear. Its a cruel world.”

    And I feel sorry for the pub with this, I don’t like how people feel that it’s fine to pinch stuff.

    All in all, a perfectly acceptable pub with friendly and engaging service. It was busy when we went, but that’s not exactly a surprise given it was the Saturday late afternoon before Christmas in a large city centre location. The atmosphere was vibrant, but laid-back, in the pub and I did like the efforts made with the decor to ensure that it wasn’t just a dingy cellar bar.

  • GeoGuessr 2 – Birmingham Museum and Art Gallery (Debtors’ Prison Door)

    GeoGuessr 2 – Birmingham Museum and Art Gallery (Debtors’ Prison Door)

    To add a little history to our GeoGuessr trip, we went for a short while to the Birmingham Museum and Art Gallery, a location that I visited a few months ago.

    This prison door is from the long since demolished debtors’ prison which was located on the High Street in the city. A panel, which itself looks old, on the door reads:

    “This debtors’ prison door stood in High Street, Birmingham, depriving many a poor creature of liberty. Note the bars thro’ which charitable passers-by dropped coins to the inmates”.

    The door dates from the eighteenth or nineteenth century, but there’s a disappointing lack of information about the exhibit and how it came to be in the museum. A book from the mid-nineteenth century described what it would have been like in the prison:

    “The debtors’ prison consists of two parts; one occupied by poor debtors who have lodging free, and the county allowance of bread. The other by master debtors who pay two shillings and sixpence per week each, for their beds, and supply themselves with coals, candles, furniture for their rooms, and every other requisite. Eatables of all sorts are admitted. Ale is limited to one quart per day, or a pint of wine to each man, spirits of all kinds are prohibited. The debtors are locked up at nine o’clock in winter, and half-past nine in summer, but have access to each other’s rooms.”

  • GeoGuessr 2 – Birmingham (Head of Steam)

    GeoGuessr 2 – Birmingham (Head of Steam)

    This is the fourth Head of Steam that I’ve visited this year and none of them have failed to deliver an excellent experience, with the Liverpool location being one of my favourite pubs. The others I’ve visited have been in Hull and Sheffield, so I was looking forwards to visiting this one in Birmingham.

    The entrance area to the bar, which is also listed in the Good Beer Guide (the entire bar I mean, not just the entrance area).

    A couple of options from Northern Monk.

    Some of the beers available, although the choice also spanned another bar as well. There wasn’t a blackboard or screen with the choices on, which would have been useful. The set-up in the Head of Steam in Liverpool is better, with screens displaying the options, as well as long printed beer lists.

    Nathan noticed these two beers from Siren Craft Brew, which weren’t cheap, but were absolutely essential purchases. They were the Caribbean White Chocolate Cake Tropical White Stout and the Death by Caribbean Chocolate Cake Imperial Tropical Stout. The former was nearing perfection, a depth of taste, clean flavours and it would have been harder to make a drink taste more like cake. The latter beer, the imperial stout, hit perfection as far as I was concerned. It was rich with tastes of vanilla, sugar, chocolate and decadence, entirely lovely.

    We were contemplating where to eat but noticed that the bar offered pizza and dessert for £10 on Sundays, so given the quality of the drinks that we had, there seemed no point rushing off. The meat feast pizza was well presented, although slightly aggressively cooked on the edges and the dough was also slightly lumped up in the middle. But, it was all cooked well, the toppings had flavour to them and it was perfectly reasonable value for money.

    I wasn’t sure, given how much pizza I’d had, that I wanted dessert, but I had already opted for the ice cream sundae. I think that was about as much I could have managed and it met my requirements for something light.

    All in all, this is an excellent bar and the service was welcoming and engaging throughout, with Nathan making a friend at the bar after she eyed up his shirt. Social butterfly I tell you….. The bar was busy and we were fortunate to get the last table, although I was marginally surprised to see that there wasn’t an area just for those customers wanting to eat food, so they might have lost some diners. The atmosphere in the bar was though relaxed and there was some football showing, but not in a way that intruded on the overall ambience of the location.

    Anyway, just for a little meander onto TripAdvisor:

    “Very average, but very expensive. Possibly the most expensive bar in Central Birmingham, with nothing luxurious in there.”

    I’m not quite sure how a bar with this many beers can be described as average, nor how a customer could have missed so many high-end beers, along with more traditional options.

    “Thanks for your review, unfortunately is very unlikely you would have been allowed entry to this or any venue after racially abusing the door team. In any event the venue operates to a legally enforceable capacity which has nothing to do with the perceived level of custom but on the number of heads in the building. It is often the case that we have to hold guests at the door at peak times. It is often the case that a persons reaction is a direct indication of how they are likely to conduct themselves once they enter the venue.”

    Most of the negative reviews of this bar recently appear to have come from the same group, complaining about the door staff. I liked the bar’s response above, as that last line about reactions is very true,  if the door company are decent they will work out to let the nice people in and keep the aggressive and rude ones out……

    “There were 4 of us in a group having left work very late and we tried to get served. Despite us being together, albeit we had subdivided into two groups of two for the evening for our orders, one of the female bar staff refused to serve two of us “as we were the wrong side of her serving zone” – we are talking centimeters here! – absolutely ridiculous. As someone who organised many social events for a large organisation I’ve been sure to spread the word on this ludicrous bar staff behaviour – may be it is company policy, but is one that need to be consigned to the 1800s.”

    This review makes me like the Head of Steam even more. I like pubs where the staff serve just one section of the bar each, it means they are more likely to know who to serve next and it ensures things are kept calmer and more organised.

    Anyway, all in all, this was a very lovely visit, although I was pleased we had come on a more relaxed Sunday than trying to visit on a busy Saturday night, which I might have enjoyed a little less.

  • GeoGuessr 2 – Birmingham (Pint Shop)

    GeoGuessr 2 – Birmingham (Pint Shop)

    The Pint Shop is listed in Good Beer Guide and has an excellent reputation on-line, so this seemed an ideal place to start the pub testing for the day. It’s a small chain of two bars, with the other being in Cambridge, with the third location in Oxford having closed in February 2019.

    This blackboard is outstanding in a number of ways, (i) it’s clearly presented, (ii) there are two of them, (iii) they’re in places where customers won’t block them and (iv) the choice is excellent. The number of dark options on there is exciting, some more commonplace choices and some more unique ones as well. The service was friendly, engaging and knowledgeable, one of those places where the staff actually seemed to want to be there.

    Davenports is a local Birmingham brewery and this is a striking pump front, It Ent Terry’s chocolate orange porter. Quite full-bodied, but the chocolate orange flavour is nowhere near strong enough, although the porter itself had a pleasant taste. The pricing was reasonable and it tasted well-kept and was at the appropriate temperature.

    The upstairs of this bar is a restaurant area, which we didn’t veer into on this visit. The downstairs was quieter than we’d expected, but it was clean, comfortable and welcoming. I liked the different seating styles and there was a relaxed vibe to the bar,  that endearing mix of on-trend and informal.

    All in all, rather lovely and I’ll make sure I visit their Cambridge bar in the new year since I appear to have over-looked it.