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  • Christchurch – Travelodge

    Christchurch – Travelodge

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    Ross and I decided where to go on a weekend pub and history expedition primarily on the affordability of the hotels, with the Travelodge in Christchurch being rather decent value for money. The welcome was prompt and efficient, with the room allocation being reasonable (by this, I mean that Ross didn’t get a better room than me).

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    I forgot to take a photo of the room, but it looked like most other refurbished Travelodge rooms, so I’m sure my two loyal blog readers will be satisfied with that knowledge. I’m not sure what this little external area was, but I think it’s linked with one of the cafes that is in the shopping arcade below.

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    This Travelodge is too small for a bar cafe, so they don’t offer meals of any kind, including breakfast. They do offer this breakfast box, but I’m not sure why they bother as I’ve only ever seen negative reviews of it. There is an M&S and Waitrose that are both within a two minute walk (and a Greggs) so they’d likely offer better value.

    Anyway, there were no noise disturbances either internally or externally, with the room being clean and functional. I had a look at the reviews, which are sort of positive. This one sounds exciting:

    “Violent, drunk guest banging on our door throughout the night, scaring our 6 month old puppy. The guest went up and down the first floor throwing himself against the doors to other rooms while shouting and screaming to “let him the **** in before he * kills us”. This went on from 10.30pm through to 4am! We tried to phone down to reception, the call would not go through.”

    I would have just phoned the police if this had genuinely gone on for five and a half hours. I would have thought that he’d wear himself out banging about for that long.

    “However – what let it down was the view – through a small window over a flat roof to a wall and other room windows . Really felt like being in a prison cell. I explained I’m claustrophobic but was told the rooms are allocated automatically and can’t be changed.”

    This reminds me that there’s a new Travelodge idea to charge people in advance to pick their room. This feels a poor idea to me that’s driven by accountants, it gives the impression that those who don’t pay will get a poorly located room rather than it being somewhat more random…..

    “Booked and paid in advance for a room for the night of 25 August. Confirmed with the hotel the afternoon of arrival that we would be checking in that evening. On arrival at 7:30 pm we were told that the hotel was overbooked and there were no rooms available. We were offered an alternative ten miles away in Poole, which we declined.”

    Travelodge does this overbooking thing way too much….. The number of complaints about it is excessive….

    “No sleep, workers banging and drilling at 7am, door knocked on to ask if they gain entry to change the locks, did not feel safe or rested.”

    This feels sub-optimal…

    “Basic hotel at best but fit for purpose. However, our key cards frequently stopped working which we later discovered was due to them being incorrectly programmed. This led to another guest entering our room during the night. Although he understood and left immediately, the potential risk was significant. Reception staff did not understand the gravity of the situation and their response was disproportionate.”

    My key card stopped working and reception gave me a new one, but took it on trust that I actually had a room there. I’d rather agree that the safety provision is a little inadequate….

    Anyway, I was perfectly happy with the stay, the hotel was clean, the team members were friendly and there were no noise disturbances (although the seagulls could be quite vocal). I’d merrily stay here again.

  • Christchurch – Ducking Stool

    Christchurch – Ducking Stool

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    Ducking Stool Walk reopened to the public in 2021 following some repairs completed to the boardwalk which leads to the newly restored ducking stool.

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    This is a nice recent piece of restoration and although it’s obviously all a modern replacement from around 1986, it’s located where they think a ducking stool used to be located. The River Avon used to be faster flowing here at this point, but it has become a little silted up since the medieval period and it’s also thought that there would have been a pond here to ensure the victim got properly wet. And the victim would have likely been a female who was found guilty of gossiping or similar. They’re also known as cucking stools, although there are different opinions on the origin of that word or whether it was just a corruption of the word ducking.

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    A sign that used to be here, but which has now disappeared (before vanishing in some mysterious modern day heist, possibly involving a collector of obscure public information boards) said:

    “The earliest documented evidence for a ducking stool in Christchurch is in the Borough Records dating from the mid-14th century. In May 1350 a property deed mentioned a ‘Schulffyngstol, another dated September 1468 calls it a ‘Shylvyngstole’.”

    It is probably for the best that the ducking stool isn’t actually usable because of the lack of water, otherwise I suspects local pesky youths might soon be posting “extreme historical re-enactments” on TikTok, complete with a healthy disregard for health and safety.

  • Christchurch – Brown’s Fish and Chips

    Christchurch – Brown’s Fish and Chips

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    Neither Ross nor I really needed chips, but it felt sensible to have something local for lunch. We had strayed into the suburb of Somerford, which is around a twenty minute walk away from the centre of Christchurch.

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    The menu board and everything was clearly priced. I was tempted to get a pie, but since I didn’t really need chips I decided not to get something else that I didn’t really need. The service was polite and friendly, although I was slightly disappointed that they didn’t offer different sized portions of chips as I only wanted small.

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    Chips seem to usually be served in boxes now, which seems to me to be a great improvement. I struggled to hold these as they were so hot, although that might be more testament to my delicate skin. I prefer the small and crispy chips and one advantage of this packaging is that they fall to the bottom and so I got to enjoy those last. As for the chips, they were golden on the exterior and fluffy inside, tasting just as I was expecting.

    I obviously finished all of the chips as I’m naturally quite greedy, as did Ross with his, but it wasn’t easy as the portion was generous. As mentioned, they had an enjoyable taste, aided by the generous amounts of salt and vinegar that I decided that I needed. Anyway, the online reviews are mostly positive, the service was friendly and I thought that I got reasonable value for money.

  • Christchurch – Thomas Tripp

    Christchurch – Thomas Tripp

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    We tried to visit this pub on the first night, but it was just too busy, so we returned earlier the next evening before it got busy. But, it was already packed, so they’re doing something right here. As for the pub name, their website notes:

    “The law finally caught up with smuggler, brigand and local hero Thomas Tripp in this very pub. He was arrested here in the early 17th century and taken to the Tower of London to be hanged.”

    I’m not sure about the historical accuracy of that claim (I suspect it’s entirely made up), but it’s thought that this venue has been a pub since around 1750 and it was known as the Plumbers Arms before it changed to its current name in the 1990s.

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    The four real ales and I’m always delighted to see Plum Porter from Titanic. CAMRA have a warning though, namely:

    “It has been reported in November 2024 that the Thomas Tripp is serving keg beer through a handpump. The clip is labelled as ‘Brewery Conditioned’; that is keg beer, it is designed to be colder and gassier than cask conditioned ale.”

    It’s on the third from the left if anyone wants to know. I’m personally not that concerned, but it’s good that people can make informed decisions.

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    And the keg options. The service was friendly and timely, it felt a friendly place to be although the loud music was just a bit too decadent for me.

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    And here’s my Plum Porter, it wasn’t in the best condition I’ve ever had, but still drinkable and pleasant.

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    The external area which was busy with their Oktoberfest event.

    It’s always positive to see pubs that are so busy, it likely means that they’re effectively serving their communities well. I think I would have enjoyed it more in the day without the music, but it was still warm and welcoming.

  • Bournemouth Airport – Hostile to Pedestrians

    Bournemouth Airport – Hostile to Pedestrians

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    This is the main road entrance to Bournemouth Airport and I personally think this is entirely sub-optimal. Making this worse is that there is no routine bus service to the airport and so passengers are forced into getting a taxi or having someone drive them (or drive themselves). Those options aren’t cheap and the airport seems to be resistant to doing anything useful here.

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    It is of course just coincidence that the airport has a £5 drop-off fee and really doesn’t want people being dropped off at the exit to the airport approach road.

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    They’ve been busy putting these photos along the road, just in case anyone missed the previous three. And, other than for a short stretch, there is actually a pavement.

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    No safe pedestrian access? There’s a pedestrian crossing here and a wide pavement.

    The council wrote to the coroner (here’s the letter), after someone died (yes, quite), saying that they didn’t have the power to add a pavement to the short missing section of the road that didn’t have one (in the top photo) but they would support the airport to make this safe.

    Anyway, for anyone with a backpack (or at least, not something they have to wheel along), it’s relatively easy (if they like walking….) to walk into the airport across the nearby fields (and I’ll likely post about that soon).

  • Christchurch Priory – Norman Font

    Christchurch Priory – Norman Font

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    I like an old font as it represents so much family history and heritage. This robust Norman one dates to around 1200 and is made of Purbeck marble. It was used at the priory until it was replaced at the end of the fifteenth century.

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    It is a little worse for wear, but it’s done well to survive at all. The current font used at the priory is Victorian, but I like that this one remains standing nearby. There is some decoration to it, although the base appears to date from a later period.

    This is now one of the oldest things still standing within the church, I find it intriguing that this was likely put here when King John was on the throne and it has probably never left the church.

  • Christchurch – The Saxon Bar

    Christchurch – The Saxon Bar

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    In this feat of photographic professionalism I appear to have managed to get more of the neighbouring Indian restaurant in the photo than the actual pub. Anyway, this is the only venue in Christchurch that’s listed in the Good Beer Guide and we ventured here first.

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    The keg beer selection which seemed well curated and had a number of interesting options on it.

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    There’s also a cask beer list just visible on the right of the photo, but when we tried to go back the next day for me to work through that the venue was just too busy. The service was friendly and efficient, the team members worked well with the limited space that they had.

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    The coming soon board with a variety of interesting sounding beers.

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    My first beer was the Pomona Piece of the Pie from Electric Bear Brewing Company. It had a nice crumble taste to it, although it wasn’t quite tart enough for me, but it had pleasant and subtle lingering flavours.

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    And my second beer was a third of a pint of the Double Choc Fudge Cake from Yonder Brewing. This had a nice cake flavour, which is handy given the name, although perhaps it could have been richer and smoother.

    The venue was busy on Friday night and very busy on Saturday night, so they’re obviously surprising and delighting the local community. This was probably the best pub in Christchurch from my perspective, so it seems a marvellous decision to put it in the Good Beer Guide. As a wider comment, this feels like the future of pubs, namely a strong focus on a community venue, decent beer and a welcoming atmosphere.

  • Christchurch Priory – Former Location of the Cloisters

    Christchurch Priory – Former Location of the Cloisters

    Above is a plan of Christchurch Priory which was drawn in the early nineteenth century and it notes the “supposed site of the cloisters” and this is terminology which has been used more recently. I don’t claim to be a cathedral expert, but I’m struggling to see that there’s much “supposed” about it and it seems quite definite. But, I guess that they’re using the correct historical term for when there isn’t direct evidence…. They were likely pulled down just after the Reformation, when the church was saved from destruction by the townspeople who petitioned King Henry VIII to keep it as their parish church.

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    The building on the right is obviously post-Reformation and it’s connected now as part of a relatively new development when a closed up Norman door has been reopened.

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    This seems to me to inevitably be the site of the former cloisters which once housed an early school.

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    The range would have gone along here, with the doorway on the left being the access point. Those arches are Norman (well, not the restored one on the left) and I imagine were ornamental to the cloisters.

    It does feel that it would be nice, without wanting to remove the Priory’s parking spaces, to lay the site of the former cloisters out and make a little lawned area in the centre (I think called a garth). I mean, I’m sure the Priory is more concerned with the current building not falling down (it’s been on the heritage at risk register), but maybe if they one day get the money…..

  • Christchurch – Ye Olde George Inn

    Christchurch – Ye Olde George Inn

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    This is the courtyard entrance to the Stonegate operated Ye Olde George Inn, part of their Social Pub and Kitchen chain. They claim on their website that it’s the best pub in Christchurch. I don’t think it is, but there we go….

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    The real ale selection was a little uninspiring, but they had a couple of options at least, the Gold from Hobgoblin and London Pride from Fullers.

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    Some preserved wattle and daub. The building dates to the fifteenth century when it was a private residence, although it became an inn by the seventeenth century (earliest records say 1630) so it’s likely the oldest licensed premises in Christchurch. It was reconstructed after the English Civil War and it’s thought that some of the stone was pinched from Christchurch Castle which Cromwell had ordered to be destroyed. It’s also mentioned to be haunted, but I think that’s said for any vaguely old pub.

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    The interior of the pub, which has also been known as the George and Dragon, felt historic and interesting. There’s a large exterior area, which is rather necessary as the inside isn’t the largest. The toilets are external, which is something of a throwback. The venue is also keen to note that they’re dog friendly, although the large and spacious garden helps with that aspiration.

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    The London Pride tasted as expected, with the Pipers crisps being delicious as ever. The prices though were way towards the higher end of the scale and really over the top for a Stonegate pub.

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    The venue’s food menu, which was still a little expensive, although not unreasonably so. The service in the pub was friendly and engaging, with customers being served in turn despite the relatively small bar layout.

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    There was some Stonegate signage saying that you could get a free drink by signing up to their app. I have endless enthusiasm for this sort of thing, so I managed to get a free pint of Guinness, even though the manager was initially unsure this was included in the offer. But, it scanned through and I felt that overall we received rather decent value for money with the addition of this beer to proceedings.

    All told, it’s an interesting venue given the heritage of the building, but I can’t help but think that Stonegate could do a lot more here. There is a disparity between the price of half pints and pints, something CAMRA doesn’t like (quite rightly in my view) and the pricing seems rather high.

    However, much as I might think they’re making a mess of matters, it’s still well reviewed and it was reasonably busy and so they obviously know far more than me about this one. I liked the building and the service, but it was the free Guinness that surprised and delighted me most of all.

  • Christchurch Priory – Former Prior’s Entrance

    Christchurch Priory – Former Prior’s Entrance

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    There was a lot to delight and excite me about Christchurch Priory (I don’t get out much) and so my two loyal blog readers can look forward to a heap more posts.

    Anyway, this is a beautiful Norman arch which was built in around 1140 and served as the Prior’s entrance to the church.

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    It’s really not in bad shape, but it was sealed in 1539 following the Dissolution of the Monasteries. The cloisters came down and this door into the Priory wasn’t needed and it remained sealed until 1981. The general wear and pollution to the stonework shows that this door was subject to the elements for some centuries, but it is now protected.

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    The lighting was more challenging to get a photo in this direction, but this is standing inside the church looking out to the new extension. I can’t find anything online about the project to reopen this door in the 1980s, but it seems like a marvellous undertaking.