Category: Gainsborough

I was a little surprised at the state of the main market square in Gainsborough, it looked a bit sub-optimal with the closed and derelict buildings dotted all around. It was also surprising quiet during the evening, not a bustling hub of activity, it more harked back to the period of Covid when town and city centres felt oddly empty.

This is a listed building, so seeing it like this doesn’t seem ideal.

The closure of some former grand bank buildings, like the one on the left, certainly hasn’t helped matters. There are numerous grand structures once owned by the banks, but they’re falling into disrepair and it’s not entirely clear who will rent them at the moment.

There is hope though, with the Townscape Heritage Initiative having been set up to help with the economic development of the heart of Gainsborough. There has been a market held here since 1281 and since the eighteenth century, it’s taken place twice a week.

The Savoy cinema is coming soon, part of a £9 million investment project. Not only will there be a four screen cinema, but there will also be a restaurant, retail units and yet another car park.

If improved somewhat, this is a really quite grand town centre market place, so maybe the future is bright.

Before meandering off to watch the football, I thought I’d pop into the top rated Indian restaurant in the town as part of my vague quest to visit as many Indian dining venues as possible. I entered just after a few members of a larger group had come in, leaving the staff member the slight question of whether to sit me next to that table on a table for two, or to sacrifice a larger table for four in the other part of the restaurant where it might be quieter. She seemed to think the larger table was a bit more sensible, but the manager didn’t want the risk of a hoard of hungry people coming in and not being able to seat them. That was perhaps somewhat aspirational, but anyway, I was seated next to the large group of what transpired to be school teachers who ultimately proved quite entertaining. I wouldn’t dream of breaking any confidences, especially those I wasn’t involved with in the first place, but who would have thought school teaching could be so exotic?

Before commenting on this, back to the other table, they had ordered spicy poppadoms but had done so by calling them hot. The staff member obliged by making the standard poppadoms hot, with the table of teachers getting ever more confused as non spicy poppadoms kept appearing. It took quite a lot of poppadoms being delivered to the table before they got their spicy poppadoms when the staff member realised what they were referring to when saying hot. They were adequate, a little soft for my liking. The lime pickle had a bit of a kick which was pleasing, the mint sauce was moreish and the cucumber was, well, cucumbery.

I usually order mango lassi to drink at Indian restaurants even if alcohol is available. However, my choices were more limited here as they’re not licensed, so I went with the old reliable. Creamy, not much mango, but pleasant tasting.

The generous portion sizes were the most notable element of this arrangement, although I liked the coconut rice. The Peshwari naan was light, but needed more almonds and coconut for my personal taste. The curry itself didn’t have much depth of flavour and quite genuinely must have contained an entire onion that had been cut up into it. Ploughing through an entire onion isn’t entirely the experience I’d want before going to a football match, especially as the curry flavour didn’t add much excitement to proceedings. The chicken was tender and plentiful, but it hadn’t picked up the flavour of the sauce, so although it was all perfectly edible, it wasn’t as decadent as even the chicken jalfrezi I had purchased the evening before in JD Wetherspoons. I rather hope that doesn’t sound too negative, as I think highlighting the best elements is important for any small business, but it wasn’t quite what I’d hoped for.

The service was always polite, the surroundings were clean, the ambience was inviting and so it wasn’t a negative experience by any means, but it wasn’t quite the taste sensation that I would have ideally wanted with regards to the main event of the curry. The prices were reasonable, although I can’t recall the exact amounts as the receipt was seized back by the staff member. There was an After Eight mint provided at the end which tasted stale, I’m not sure what they’d done with that as they must get through a fair few of them. It’s possible it’s one of those substitute After Eights sold by discount stores. That makes me sound really rather snobby, demanding an authentic top tier After Eight and not an Aldi equivalent, but a little slice of decadence at the end of the meal is never a bad thing. Anyway, the experience was all acceptable and enjoyable, especially with the anticipation of seeing Gainsborough Trinity play, but it wasn’t quite at the level that I’d merrily start recommending it to everyone. Thanks also to the teachers for keeping me amused and entertained, even though they weren’t aware of it.

The White Horse is another Stonegate pub, part of their Craft Union pub which are little to do with craft products and far more to do with venues with a strong community feel and cheaper drinks prices.  I’m not sure how long it has been a pub (although I suspect it’s from the mid-Victorian period) and it’s also not a listed building, although the bricked up property on the left is. The pub used to be owned and operated by Hewitt Brothers of Grimsby, although they had operated the Trent Brewery on Silver Street in Gainsborough. The brewery ended up in a series of mergers and takeovers and it ended up being owned by Bass, who soon shut it.

The drinks range was typical for Craft Union, although just one real ale which was the Black Sheep best bitter. I can’t complain at the pricing of this, it was £2.10, which must be in the territory of making them very little money. It’s open long hours, usually around 10:00 until 23:00 for most days of the week, with the community element being evident. The service here was timely and polite, although it was evidently a pub where most customers already knew each other.

The head dissipated quickly, I think that’s likely soap residue on the side of the glass, but it was not the freshest ale that I’ve had although it remained drinkable. At £2.10 a pint though, it’s hard to find much to complain about.

For someone new to Gainsborough who wanted to meet people, this is likely a very good candidate pub as it’s laid-back and welcoming. I’m not sure that anyone wanting a range of real ales and craft beers would particularly rush here, but that market is likely covered by the JD Wetherspoon literally opposite to them. Craft Union pubs do offer some very keen pricing and I’m guessing that this is allowing more people to go out to the pub and is helping these venues remain open, so there’s a very real need for locations such as this.

Located in the heart of the Market Place is the former town hall, a Grade II listed building which was constructed in 1892. There was a former moot hall, or meeting hall, in the same place previous to this which had dated to around 1750 but wasn’t seen as substantial enough for the growing town. Gainsborough wasn’t much troubled by the air raids during the Second World War, but the one that there was caused damaged to the town hall and the replacement section of the structure wasn’t as ornate.

George Lansbury, the then Leader of the Labour Party, came to visit the building in December 1933. In a situation that was far from ideal, he managed to fall and break his thigh, leading him to have to return to Hampstead to recover. He had been quite vocal on his thoughts about the Tories in a speech he made before falling over, saying:

“The Tories are fascist, both in spirit and in action. They wish to reform the House of Lords in order to be able to frustrate the nation’s will when a mandate is given for socialism. Any such attempt is foredoomed.”

Don’t hold back….

Getting back on topic though. Perhaps sadly, the building was turned into an entertainment centre and has been left in a poor state of repair. An angry resident wrote to the local press in June 1981 complaining about the sale, stating:

“In connection with the proposed sale of the Town Hall. I challenge the people of Gainsborough to fight. Are you afraid of the councillors that represent you? Are you a Lincolnshire Yellow belly, too afraid to stand and be counted, but then the Town Hall is sold, have a lot to say?”

They evidently didn’t fight, but the letter writer was right to be concerned. The future might be better as part of the town’s regeneration plans includes restoring the structure and the scaffolding up suggests that this is happening. You can rent the building for £25,000 a year if you so desire, the details are at https://pph-commercial.co.uk/view-property/old-town-hall-lord-street-gainsborough-lincolnshire-dn21-2db-18048/. Hopefully the next couple of decades will be a little more auspicious for the building than the last couple of decades, it’s an odd way for a former public building to end up.

I accept that I’m not Jay Rayner, but I feel an obligation to report back on any regional bakery that might be in competition with Greggs. Cooplands is the second largest bakery chain in the country, with only Greggs being larger, and their outlets are mainly in the Midlands and north of the country.

There was very little choice (unless you love cheese straws) when I went in during the afternoon, although I’m sure they would have prepared something for me on request. They had five sausage rolls for £1.80, so that seemed a very good deal even though I wasn’t sure that I actually needed five sausage rolls. However, value is the key and all that. The service was friendly and everything seemed clean and organised, albeit quiet. They did have a steak and ale pie that I was briefly tempted by, but I’m not very good with fatty bits of steak and I couldn’t be dealing with my high levels of awkwardness in picking the bits of fat off the steak. I understand that food connoisseurs like fat, but I don’t.

Here they are in the bag.

And here they are in my luxury hotel. I say luxury hotel, but I mean Travelodge. I accidentally ate one between Cooplands and the hotel. They had a pleasant aftertaste, although were slightly mushy in texture and I would have liked a little bit more of a peppery taste to proceedings. Let’s be honest here, they’re not Greggs sort of quality, but I liked the pricing. I’d go here again and they were far better than the Pound Bakery, who gave me a highly sub-optimal experience a few months ago in Crewe with their pasties.

Right, that’s the end of another riveting food review. I think I need to get out more.

The Canute pub is operated by Stonegate so I expected a hugely overly refurbished pub and minimal effort made with real ale or craft beer. It’s fair to say that they delivered on that and they’ve evidently spent a lot of money on the interior to make it look modern and comfortable. It was also clean and tidy, so the staff seem to be on top of the whole arrangement.

The service was friendly, but there were only two other customers in the pub and so this clearly isn’t a venue making Stonegate a fortune during lunchtimes if my visit was anything to go by. No-one was eating despite the low prices they were charging. A number of reviews have suggested that they are closing before their scheduled closing time, not something which bodes entirely well for any venue.

The Wainwrights seemed slightly tainted and wasn’t at its best, but it was the only real ale available and there were no craft beers on offer. The price at least was reasonable at £3.10, although I forgot that I could have used one of my 50p off CAMRA discount vouchers until after the event. I like the Wainwright glasses incidentally for what it’s worth…

For reasons unknown, you can get 33% off the bill if you book in advance and you’re not a group of one. I suspect desperation has sunk in here from Stonegate, but there was a slight irony in the arrangement that if they had extended the offer to groups of one, they might have actually made a food sale from me as the food here seemed well reviewed. They are inevitably going to suffer from the JD Wetherspoon that is next door and has no shortage of lunchtime customers (and real ale, craft beer and sensible pricing which isn’t dependent on the group size). But, this pub seems as if it would cope with parties well and I think their target audience is older teenagers with their party nights, so I’m in entirely the wrong demographic now I’m aged over 26.

Firstly and primarily, I’m not a football writer, so anyone vaguely interested in knowing what happened in this match would be far better going to look at https://www.scunthorpe-united.co.uk/news/2024/july/report-gainsborough-trinity-3-5-iron/. I thought I’d meander along to the game now that I’ve become quite into this football thing again since the Euros and there was a decent turnout for the game. It cost £12.50 entry including the programme and I managed to resist the very tempting snack bar options during the match.

My first challenge was not to get hit by any flying balls during the practice before the game. Fortunately, I was successful in that mission, but a couple of other people who were less observant (or, more precisely, weren’t focused entirely on avoiding that scenario) managed to get gently struck by a flying football.

I was able to work out that Scunthorpe were playing in claret and blue, with Gainsborough playing in pink for reasons that I didn’t entirely understand. Perhaps with this depth of football writing, I should actually consider a career as a sports journalist.

I’m not a sports photographer, not indeed a photographer of any kind, but here’s the nearest I was getting to an action shot.

This is because it all gets a bit blurry when there is actually action.

Anyway, I thought that the whole arrangement was suitably entertaining. The stewards and staff were all friendly and engaging, politely telling off the errant children who decided to stand on things they shouldn’t. I managed to stand up for two hours without falling over, but I could have gone and got a seat had I wanted to. The ground has a capacity of 4,340 of which around 500 are seated. A long time ago, back in 1912, Gainsborough were in the Second Division of the football league which was quite an achievement given the relatively small size of the town. I’m sure that fans back then hoped for a swift return after they finished last in the league with just 23 points and 4 wins, but it wasn’t to be.

I can’t comment much on the football, although the standard of some players was high and they seemed to work the ball well without just booting it around the field. The teams were relatively young and both teams seemed to play most of their squads with plenty of substitutions, a good way I assume of working out who should be in the starting line-up come the start of the season. At least there were no shortage of goals, with Scunthorpe winning 5-3, although there were a couple of injuries. The referee gave up the match at what seemed to be 89 minutes, but it transpired that there was an injury and that seems a most pragmatic decision. The post-match report mentioned the that the injury that saw the match come to an end required stitches, but wasn’t as bad as it had looked at the time. It’s all a bit dangerous this sport thing……

There’s something beautiful about a Carnegie library, not just in the architecture, but also in the aspirations behind it. Andrew Carnegie, perhaps one of the greatest of the philanthropists, paid for thousands of public libraries and kick-started the process in many areas when local authorities were taking too long to provide resources. It was designed by Scorer and Gamble and opened in 1905, with the building purposely being in keeping with the Old Hall opposite.

The building is the oldest purpose-built library in Lincolnshire and its external beauty and internal structure have stood the test of time. Personally, I was less engaged with the library as the building now seems cluttered and it felt more structured looking at older photos. I excitedly went upstairs to see the reference section, but the local history books have mostly been locked away with no guidance provided about whether they were accessible or not. If old books need protection, whether because they are slightly fragile or whether they are valuable, then put them into locked storage, but get rid of physical barriers to the others. I did also slightly cringe at the number of books standing at an angle, but they had Pevsner and that’s my slightly odd base line of what I expect a library to have.

Anyway, this was one library where I didn’t feel comfortable, so I left quite quickly, but it’s great to see Carnegie’s legacy has prevailed and the building remains in use. My slight obsession (if someone can be slightly obsessed, is that a thing?) with local history does leave me with a concern though regarding whether a youngster with a slight interest in the town’s heritage would find something here to inspire them, and I fear that they might not.