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  • Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue – Day 119

    Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue – Day 119

    The Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue was first published at the end of the eighteenth century, and given that the current health crisis is giving too much time to read books, I thought I’d pick a daily word from it until I got bored….

    Field Lane Duck

    This sounds delicious, it’s defined by the dictionary as “a baked sheep’s head”. Field Lane was a street in London, near to where Saffron Hill is today near to Holborn, where stolen goods were commonly sold. That area gained a reputation for deceit, thieves and stolen products, so anything related to Field Lane would be known as something just a little fraudulent. The phrase was primarily a late eighteenth century and early nineteenth century one, becoming less commonly used when Field Lane disappeared in the mid-nineteenth century. So anyone buying meat that they thought was something a little decadent might well have been considerably disappointed.

  • Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue – Day 118

    Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue – Day 118

    The Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue was first published at the end of the eighteenth century, and given that the current health crisis is giving too much time to read books, I thought I’d pick a daily word from it until I got bored….

    Feague

    Not the most elegant of things to think about, the dictionary defines this as “to feague a horse; to put ginger up a horse’s fundament, and formerly, as it is said, a live eel, to make him lively and carry his tail well; it is said, a forfeit is incurred by any horse-dealer’s servant, who shall shew a horse without first feaguing him. Feague is used, figuratively, for encouraging or spirting one up”.

    I’m not entirely sure of the practicalities about achieving this aim with a live eel, but the ginger solution remains a problem today for those buying horses. Today, the phrase is better known as gingering, as this is now the most common usage, and is of course seen as an animal rights abuse.

  • Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue – Day 117

    Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue – Day 117

    The Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue was first published at the end of the eighteenth century, and given that the current health crisis is giving too much time to read books, I thought I’d pick a daily word from it until I got bored….

    Fam Lay

    Apparently (it says on Google), in 2020, Fam Lay is a famous rapper, but over 200 years ago, the dictionary defined this as “going into a goldsmith’s shop, under pretence of buying a wedding ring, and palming one or two, by daubing the hand with some viscous matter”. The term was used by the criminal fraternity and it seems quite a precise definition, probably never in common usage. The word ‘fam’ could mean the hand, and ‘lay’ in this instance is just a shortened version of layer, so it’s effectively a sleight of hand.

  • Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue – Day 116

    Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue – Day 116

    The Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue was first published at the end of the eighteenth century, and given that the current health crisis is giving too much time to read books, I thought I’d pick a daily word from it until I got bored….

    Fakement

    This word is defined by the dictionary as “a counterfeit signature. A forgery. Tell the macers to mind their fakements; desire the swindlers to be careful not to forget another person’s signature”. It’s a word that sounds like it should exist in English (adding ‘ment’ usually means to action the first part of the word), but it also sounds as though it has been recently been made up. It actually though dates back to at least the sixteenth century, although was more commonly used in the nineteenth century.

  • Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue – Day 115

    Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue – Day 115

    The Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue was first published at the end of the eighteenth century, and given that the current health crisis is giving too much time to read books, I thought I’d pick a daily word from it until I got bored….

    Elbow Grease

    Some of the phrases in this dictionary remain in common usage today, but I would have otherwise assumed that they perhaps had a more recent origin. This phrase is defined in the dictionary in the same way as it would be today, “labour, elbow grease will make an oak table shine”. Indeed, the phrase is much older even than the late eighteenth century when this dictionary was published, it was being used as early as the sixteenth century and likely before then. There is a direct French equivalent, “huile de coude” which means the same.

     

     

  • Tesco – One-Way Systems

    Tesco – One-Way Systems

    And another in my series of completely irrelevant posts.

    But I wondered why Tesco contacted me last week when I filled in a customer survey (I wanted the Clubcard points….) saying their one-way system pushed people together and made things worse. I’ve wondered why they ever did this, it means if there’s a staff member working in a small Tesco Express then they route every single customer by them, rather than letting them walk down a parallel aisle to give the staff member some space. Today, obviously based solely on my feedback (well, I like to think so, and I can dream….) the one-way system is being scrapped in every store.

    Anyway, enough about irrelevant things. Well, for the moment.

  • Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue – Day 114

    Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue – Day 114

    The Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue was first published at the end of the eighteenth century, and given that the current health crisis is giving too much time to read books, I thought I’d pick a daily word from it until I got bored….

    Earth Bath

    Short and simple, this is defined by the dictionary as “a grave”.

    The phrase is also very much a nineteenth-century one, it fell out of usage after that. More recent usages tend to be with reference to the treatment of being buried to one’s neck in soil for medical purposes, rather to the original rather more morbid meaning.

  • M&S – Sparks Loyalty Scheme

    M&S – Sparks Loyalty Scheme

    In another of my irrelevant content posts, the new loyalty scheme from M&S was introduced today. The company has been busy trailing the news that shoppers would be given free gifts, and they were specifically mentioning Percy Pigs.

    I got a pastry. No Percy Pigs….. And a free tote bag next time I visit. I’m sure the pastry will be delicious, but it’s not a pack of Percy Pigs.

    On the bright side, they had some of the packs of Percy Pigs reduced to 45p, so I got some anyway. That’s what I call a successful shopping trip. Given that this was the highlight of my afternoon, I’ve decided that I need to get out more……

  • Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue – Day 113

    Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue – Day 113

    The Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue was first published at the end of the eighteenth century, and given that the current health crisis is giving too much time to read books, I thought I’d pick a daily word from it until I got bored…. Incidentally, this word is out of alphabetical order compared to the previous days as that’s where it’s located in the dictionary.

    Die Hard

    Although I’ve heard this phrase often, primarily due to the film name, I’ve never known what it really means. But, the Grose’s dictionary has the answer, it’s defined as “to show no signs of fear or contrition at the gallows; not to whiddle or squeak. This advice is frequently given to felons going to suffer the law, by their old comrades anxious for the honour of the gang”.

    Over time, the word meaning has shifted away from death at the gallows, to mean instead remaining fixed on a viewpoint and not changing. Word origin for this meaning is from the mid-nineteenth century, which flows nicely from the original meaning of the phrase in the eighteenth century.

    The Wikipedia article at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Die_hard_(phrase) is thus partly nonsense, they’ve got the first usage of this word as being after the publication of Grose’s dictionary.

  • Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue – Day 112

    Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue – Day 112

    The Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue was first published at the end of the eighteenth century, and given that the current health crisis is giving too much time to read books, I thought I’d pick a daily word from it until I got bored….

    Dutch Feast

    Another in the series of phrases, such as Dutch Concert, which were meant as insults against the Dutch, the dictionary defines this as “where the entertainer gets drunk before his guest”. Underlying the phrase was the typecasting of the Dutch as bad drunks, whereas perhaps the British at the time considered themselves as rather well-behaved drunks. The phrase was used from the late seventeenth century, but then had pretty much died out by the mid-nineteenth century.