This is just spam, unless the HM Courts are now operating from a favela in Brazil, which is mostly evident by it’s unlikely I’d get a penalty charge in the absence of owning a car….. Quite believeable though in some ways, although I’m amused by the fact there’s only one contact centre option and that’s currently unavailable. Hopefully no-one will get scammed by it.
Category: Random Posts
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Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue – Day 174
The Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue was first published at the end of the eighteenth century, and given that the current health crisis is giving too much time to read books, I thought I’d pick a daily word from it until I got bored….
Kent-Street Ejectment
This term is defined by Grose as “to take away the street door: a method practised by the landlords in Kent Street, Southwark, when their tenants are above a fortnight’s rent in arrear”. Kent Street is now better known as Tabard Street, which had its fair share of slum housing and where the poorest were taken advantage of, something which has perhaps not changed much over the centuries. Anyway, I suppose taking the door off is a pretty effective way of making someone feel unsafe and uncomfortable, but things must have got pretty bad given that the area became known for it.
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Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue – Day 173
The Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue was first published at the end of the eighteenth century, and given that the current health crisis is giving too much time to read books, I thought I’d pick a daily word from it until I got bored….
Keelhauling
This is defined by Grose as “a punishment in use among the Dutch seaman, in which, for certain offences, the delinquent is drawn once, or oftener, under the ship’s keel: ludicrously defined, undergoing a great hard-ship”. As an aside, it’s interesting to see the word ‘oftener’ used here, which is still valid, although rarely used.
It wasn’t the kindest punishment it has to be said, although it was an official sanction that could be used in the Dutch navy, known as ‘Kielhalen’. The word ‘keelhauled’ still exists in English in a more generic sense of being punished, but the naval version could be fatal. The sailor could hit the barnacles under the ship, which risked head wounds, as well as just hitting the vessel itself with some force.
So, a punishment in the Dutch navy has managed to enter the English vernacular…..
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Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue – Day 172
The Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue was first published at the end of the eighteenth century, and given that the current health crisis is giving too much time to read books, I thought I’d pick a daily word from it until I got bored….
Jumblegut Lane
This is quite beautiful, and how has this fallen out of usage? It’s defined by Grose as “a rough road or lane” and it conjures up wonderful images of rickety stagecoaches and the like flying over bumpy roads. It’s the sort of phrase that could perhaps be used again for those areas of the country where there seem to be more pot-holes than road……
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Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue – Day 171
The Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue was first published at the end of the eighteenth century, and given that the current health crisis is giving too much time to read books, I thought I’d pick a daily word from it until I got bored….
Island
I have absolutely nothing to add to this, but it’s a charming definition, “he drank out of the bottle till he saw the island; the island is the rising bottom of a wine bottle, which appears like an island in the centre, before the bottle is quite empty”. The only comment about this is that I wondered why they have these indentations, and apparently it’s historic and no longer necessary. It was just easier for glass blowers to ensure that bottles stayed upright if they could fold the bottom of the bottle in. Or at least that’s what I found on-line, so it must be true…..
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Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue – Day 170
The Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue was first published at the end of the eighteenth century, and given that the current health crisis is giving too much time to read books, I thought I’d pick a daily word from it until I got bored….
Itchland
Grose’s definition of this word, which is simply “Scotland”, doesn’t actually hint at how negative and offensive it was meant. For a period in the eighteenth century and into the nineteenth century, the Scots were referred to this in this way by the English, suggesting that they had lice and were infested. And, this was nothing new in terms of insults, the same word had been used against the Welsh in the seventeenth century.
It seems that English-Scottish relations improved by the 1820s or so, as the word went out of usage. Quite why it has made something of a return in the twentieth century, I’m not sure, perhaps it’s just in articles about the past….
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Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue – Day 169
The Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue was first published at the end of the eighteenth century, and given that the current health crisis is giving too much time to read books, I thought I’d pick a daily word from it until I got bored….
Irish Apricots
This is defined by Grose as “Potatoes. It is a common joke against the Irish vessels, to say they are loaded with fruit and timber, that is, potatoes and broomsticks”. There was no end of similar phrases, with Irish apples, Irish footballs, Irish grapes and Irish lemons all meaning the same thing, ie, potatoes.
The Irish Apricots phrase wasn’t recorded before the end of the eighteenth century, so it was perhaps quite a new reference when Grose wrote about it. It was used more commonly in the early nineteenth century, but has since fallen out of use.
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Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue – Day 168
The Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue was first published at the end of the eighteenth century, and given that the current health crisis is giving too much time to read books, I thought I’d pick a daily word from it until I got bored….
Jerrycummumble
This bizarre word is defined by Grose as “to shake, towzle or tumble about”. It’s likely Cockney Rhyming Slang for tumble, although quite how this established itself I have no idea, although it has also been recorded as being ‘jerry mumble’ which is at least easier to say. It was first recorded in the early eighteenth century, but was rarely used in written English. Unfortunately, the word has now fallen out of usage, likely never to return…..
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Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue – Day 167
The Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue was first published at the end of the eighteenth century, and given that the current health crisis is giving too much time to read books, I thought I’d pick a daily word from it until I got bored….
Jark
Another one of Grose’s simple definitions, he simply writes that this is “a seal”, which is meant in the impression or stamps sense, not the thing that lives in the sea. Someone who forged documents was also sometimes referred to as a “jarkman”, as was someone who wrote begging letters. The word dates back to at least the sixteenth century, but the word origin is unknown.
And another word that has mostly gone out of usage….








