Category: Books

  • Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue – Day Two

    Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue – Day Two

    The Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue was first published at the end of the eighteenth century, and given that the Coronavirus crisis is giving too much time to read books, I thought I’d pick a daily word from it until I got bored…..

    Alderman

    An alderman is an elected, or indeed unelected, member of a county or borough council, but that isn’t what this dictionary defines. Instead, in the seventeenth to nineteenth centuries, an alderman was also a roasted turkey which was garnished with sausages, with these representing the gold chain worn by the council member.

    As an example (thanks to Greens Dictionary of Slang), in the book ‘The Life and Trial of James Mackcoull’, the line “Mackcoull suggested, that they should, in place of an alderman, have a goose and green pease for supper” appears. The word alderman in its original meaning has fallen out of favour in recent decades, now they’re referred to nearly entirely as mayors or councillors. That has also meant that this alternative name for a roasted turkey has fallen out of favour and has been rarely used since the nineteenth century. Which is perhaps a shame as I like the word…..

  • Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue – Day One

    Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue – Day One

    The Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue was first published at the end of the eighteenth century, and given that the Coronavirus crisis is giving too much time to read books, I thought I’d pick a daily word from it until I got bored…..

    Affidavit Men

    Not so much vulgar, but a piece of history that is new to me. These were men who used to hang around courts and places such as Westminster Hall in the eighteenth century and they’d be willing to lie and swear on oath, for a fee of course. Incidentally, trials did once take place in Westminster Hall, including the ridiculous trial of Warren Hastings, which lasted for 7 years and he was eventually found not guilty.

    There was a tongue in cheek newspaper article in July 1776 which advertised for affidavit men, saying:

    “They must be none of your squeamish men, but swear in the face of conviction, for which the following rewards will be given.

    A direct lie – 2 pounds 2 shillings 0 pence

    An indirect lie – 1 pound 1 shilling 0 pence

    An oblique lie – 0 pound 10 shillings 6 pence

    The naked truth – 0 pound 0 shillings 0 pence

    Polling twice – 21 pounds 0 shillings 0 pence”

  • Bread, the Story of Greggs by Ian Gregg

    I’m not sure how I missed this little number, especially since it was first published in 2013. Greggs has changed much since even then, but there was an interesting section on the takeover of Baker’s Oven, a company Greggs had been chasing for a long time which I hadn’t realised.

    For anyone who wants it, Amazon sell it….